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Alright, I’ve just had a French press-full of this particular brew – Starbucks Ethiopia Sidamo – and it is good. It’s somewhat tangy with a milder taste than my previous bag of Starbucks Sulawesi. Now that blend turned out to be temperamental; steep it just five seconds over the prescribed four minutes and you were in for a bitter mouthful.
Sidamo, now… with floral and citrus undertones that lave your tongue with a taste ever so subtle, it sneaks up on you from behind and sandbags you upside the head.